Have you every worked in Retail? It sucks...the customer is 'always right', but in reality, they are usually stupid fuck ups who want things done their way and can't understand when it doesn't happen...
Customer: Hi yeah I'd like to return this blouse...I never wore it
Me: If you didn't wear it, then where are the tags?
Customer: Oh they fell off...
Me: So the tags that were fastened to the shirt, they survived being shipped all the way from fucking China, but managed to fall off when you left the store
Customer: Yeah
Me: Ok, whatever, but it still looks like it's been worn....look there's a stain on it...what is this?
Customer: That was on the shirt
Me: No, I'm pretty sure it's jizz, it's white and certainly smells of passion
Customer: WHAT?!? no that's not what it is, it must've happend in the store
Me: Listen lady, it looks like jizz, smells like jizz and certainly tastes like jizz, so don't bullshit a bullshitter, ok?
Customer: I want to talk to a manager (And that's how I got fired)
Anyway this scenario seems to be quite common and this employee at Radio Shack had enough...
"a customer was trying to return an item Sunday. But the employee said no. The customer then requested to speak to a manager. "That's when the 52-year-old male employee began punching the man"
Customer: Hi yeah I'd like to return this blouse...I never wore it
Me: If you didn't wear it, then where are the tags?
Customer: Oh they fell off...
Me: So the tags that were fastened to the shirt, they survived being shipped all the way from fucking China, but managed to fall off when you left the store
Customer: Yeah
Me: Ok, whatever, but it still looks like it's been worn....look there's a stain on it...what is this?
Customer: That was on the shirt
Me: No, I'm pretty sure it's jizz, it's white and certainly smells of passion
Customer: WHAT?!? no that's not what it is, it must've happend in the store
Me: Listen lady, it looks like jizz, smells like jizz and certainly tastes like jizz, so don't bullshit a bullshitter, ok?
Customer: I want to talk to a manager (And that's how I got fired)
Anyway this scenario seems to be quite common and this employee at Radio Shack had enough...
"a customer was trying to return an item Sunday. But the employee said no. The customer then requested to speak to a manager. "That's when the 52-year-old male employee began punching the man"
Free face punches with all returns...ass grabs with all purchases
At least the employee didn't promise the customer anything and then not deliver, then it might have made the news...
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