http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=padqQFqEGdU&feature=related (nonRAL, Slim won't let us embed this vid so have to clink this dirty link 1999 style, so back when he was popular)
Seriously, what the fuck happened to Eminem? Did I just grow up and realize his angle has worn thin, or has he just stopped caring? He’s the musical equivalent of The Onion, making fun of things that aren’t really relevant, to appeal to 14 year olds. And why does he always rap in that Triumph the insult comic dog voice now? Does anyone care that his album is coming out? He used to be edgy and make music that shocked and impressed people simultaneously, but as music changed, he didn’t feel he had to so now he relies on poop jokes and mocking a 5 year old Jessica Simpson video. Also he makes fun of Bret Michaels in this vid, why? Is this ’88? Do you even have to? The guy hasn’t done anything decent in two decades and now he is just a bald and fat pedophile on TV…well I guess that hasn’t changed since ’88…
Seriously, what the fuck happened to Eminem? Did I just grow up and realize his angle has worn thin, or has he just stopped caring? He’s the musical equivalent of The Onion, making fun of things that aren’t really relevant, to appeal to 14 year olds. And why does he always rap in that Triumph the insult comic dog voice now? Does anyone care that his album is coming out? He used to be edgy and make music that shocked and impressed people simultaneously, but as music changed, he didn’t feel he had to so now he relies on poop jokes and mocking a 5 year old Jessica Simpson video. Also he makes fun of Bret Michaels in this vid, why? Is this ’88? Do you even have to? The guy hasn’t done anything decent in two decades and now he is just a bald and fat pedophile on TV…well I guess that hasn’t changed since ’88…
Is that Alf!? And what's on his t-shirt?
I think the icing on the cake in the whole video is the ‘Rain Man’ reference, I bet most of you didn’t even get it, but he’s supposed to be Dustin Hoffman’s mentally challenged character with Dr. Dre assuming the role of Tom Cruise when they are at the poker table (hint: different tans). How did that come up when brainstorming for this video? Hey you know what movie won an Oscar 21 years ago? Rain man! You know the one about the slow guy who could count really good, let’s mock that one, half of my fan base was over 5 when that came out and it was totally street back then, I mean the way he said definitely in that movie, MADE me want to become a gangsta and push drugs...and he isn’t even blonde anymore, that’s worse then P!nk not having pink hair, although in her defense she always has some pink in her…So Eminem for fucking up having the greatest producer on the planet and jaking every song you make you are nonRAL
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