I usually cry after I have to use a fake one too...

So this fucking loser might be up for nonRAL man of all time. He is a liquor store shoplifter, turned liquor store holdup gunman, turned six year old girl….Apparently he went into a liquor store and tried to lift a bottle of Hennessy, got caught and got held in by the store owner who locked the magnetic door. Then buddy gets RAL and pulls a piece on the shop owner, although a RAL man would’ve done that in the first place and gone for the cash opposed to the $60 bottle of cognac…anyway the owner realized it wasn’t a real gun and basically told the guy to fuck off by not unlocking the door (RAL) and buddy went into a corner and started to cry.

“Police said the suspect threw away the gun, slumped to the floor and was crying when officers arrived to arrest him.”

Artists depiction of crying fag who doesn't own a real gun

This guy is such a piece of shit, who brings a gun to a liquor store without the intention of holding the place up? And after you pull out a gun you’d better sell it hard that it is a real gun, by waving it around and saying that you’re going to kill the guy…and finally after you get caught in the lie and the owner realizes the gun isn’t real you’d better beat his ass or do something to try an get away, you already doing some sort of time for fake holding the place up, might as well do everything in your power to get away…but instead this guy cried…making him the nonRAL man of the week and early candidate for nonRAL man of the year.