Detroit Lions have figured it out...

The Detroit Lions shocked the world with their futility last year, becoming the first team in the history of the NFL to go 0-16...yes you read that correctly they won 0% of their games and got blown out in most of them, so what did they do to combat last season and right the ship if you will? Sign a high profile free agent? Make a blockbuster trade to acquire some pieces to move forward? Nah...that would make sense, rather they changed their logo to make it look more fierce...because all Championship teams know that the logo is really the key to success, not all that on the field bullshit like talent and putting forth a strong effort every week...

So here's to the Lions going 0-16 next year as well, then they'll realize what they really need to change, their team colors and name...then nothing will be stopping them from a Superbowl in 2011

Eds Note: Here are a short list of teams that need to follow in the footsteps of these pioneers of success to get things back on track...

Detroit Red Wings - Tire logo? Are you kidding me, don't they know the Big 3 are going to fold? Those 4 cups in the past 12 years were a fluke, they need like a totally more badass tire with wider treds or some shit...then they'll go 12 for 12

New England Patriots - The mildly pissed off face of a 'Patriot'? What type of logo is that? The Patriot should be so fucking mad that anyone who looks at him shits himself, instantly...then maybe Tom Brady would've never gotten hit or Eli would've collapsed in fear opposed to breaking that sack and fucking up their perfect season.

Boston Red Sox - Two dangly little socks? How does that strike fear into the hearts of anyone? And 'Sox' is spelt 'Socks', illiteracy isn't acceptable in a college town that thinks so highly of themselves. They should have fucking knee high socks with beady eyes...then it's no-no's for each pitcher everynight...

San Antonio Spurs - Really a Spur? That's it? Why not have a bleeding horse from being spurred? Most NBA players don't know what a Spur is anyway, as there are no horses in Compton, so just show what a Spur does and then it's 5 Larry O'Briens in 5 years...