Jaws meets Godfather...part 3 of each though, so not nearly as awesome as it sounds

Here's another article out of Australia and what a coincidence it has a Mob feel to it as well. For those of you who aren't aware, to send a message in the movie The Godfather Don Vito Corleone cuts off the head of Jack Woltz's prize horse and puts it in his bed while he is sleeping in it as an attempt to "make him an offer he can't refuse", and in this story there is a similar occurrence except substitute horse's head with shark and bed with front of newspaper.

"A live shark dumped on the doorstep of an Australian country newspaper office"

A shark? That sounds like an offer he can refuse...

In the article it states that no one knows why the Shark was dumped in front of the building, but I like to think that someone wrote an article that a local mobster didn't like and wanted to send a message so he put like a live great white on the doorstep of the paper hoping that it would attack anyone associated with the article. But instead he put a tiny pussy shark that didn't scare or attack anyone, because sharks can't live and attack outside of water, so no one was killed and the mobster just looks like a fuck up now...