Potential RALest movie....all time

Combined 400 lbs, 1% body fat and 2 inch Johnsons'...

Check this cast list for the movie coming out in 2010 The Expendables…I can guarantee that the plot doesn’t make any sense and the acting will be just slightly better then that featured in a high school adaptation of Legally Blonde: The musical (It’s real I came across it when I was searching for barely legal, blonde and bald) but who cares? With action juggernauts like Statham and Jet Li, former UFC Champion and WWE Champions, a guy who played Marv and the bad guy in Double Team and TWO steroid users (Schwarzenegger and Stallone) you know you’re going to see a lot of explosions, diving into water, shirts optional, veins, throats being ripped out, children being tossed into fires, a very very high body count and tons of blood…all which happen to be very RAL

Cast

Jason Statham --- Lee Christmas

Mickey Rourke --- Emanuel

Sylvester Stallone --- Barney Ross

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Brittany Murphy

Charisma Carpenter

Jet Li --- Bao

Dolph Lundgren --- Gunnar Jensen

Danny Trejo

Terry Crews --- Agent Will Sands (rumored)

Eric Roberts --- Monroe

Steve Austin --- Dan Paine

Randy Couture --- Hale Caesar

I’m no too sure about the characters names though Lee Christmas, Barney Ross, Hale Ceasar, Dan Paine….who the fuck came up with those? Guys who name wrestling characters? Or action hero’s in the 80’s? They nailed Dolph Lungren's name with 'Gunnar' and Jet Li's as well with the ever so racial Boa, but other then that they are nonRAL. Where are the good old days when action heroes were named John with an unreal last name like John Rambo, John McClain, John Spartan and John Matrix or something Italian like Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti, Joe Tanto, Machine Gun Joe Viterbo? Not named after Purple children’s characters and holidays jewish people can’t celebrate….

See I told you there would be veins!