Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Man bites python - real story not just Gay porn title

So this guy in Kenya (Not pictured) did a little role reversal the other day and bit the Python that was squeezing him, potentially to death...the snake hauled Farm manager Ben Nyaumbe into a tree, where he struggled with it for hours trying to get free, and he had no choice but to bite it. Upon biting it the snake loosened his grip enough that Ben could make a phone call for help. (Really they have cell phones in Kenya?) Either way, for not just succumbing to a painful death this guy keeps it RAL

This story is quite similar to a little game I like to play called "I slip you a roofie and three hours later the only option you have for escape is to bite the python (or two) that is engulfing you"...what can I say I like boardgames...


This guy was never taught that it isn't polite to use your teeth

It was also mentioned in the article that later "The snake escaped from the three sacks it was bundled into." This is also part of the aforementioned game, except substitute 'snake' with 'cum'

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