Couple multitask to perfection…get driving ban as a result

Have you ever been driving with your significant other, or some prosi you just picked up after minutes of negotiation for you ugly people out there, and thought ‘This driving gig is fun and all, but it would be that much better if I was having sex right now’? Well this couple was thinking that as well and chose to act on that thought...while going 30 kms over the speed limit…RAL

It seems that they only got caught because the car “…was veering from one side to the other because the woman was sitting on the man's lap while he was driving and doing the act, shall we say (Having rough sex for those who don’t follow)"

Are those two having sex? We should get closer to watch...I mean...oh I don't care I'm so alone

And figured it was veering only because "He couldn't see much because her back was in the way” If this guy pulled anal while driving, he deserves an award…


"Why they did it on a highway with such a high risk we don't know." I have an educated guess, because sex feels good, speeding feels even better and breaking the law is such a fucking rush it makes me want to put a lit cigarette out on my thigh, so combine all of those factors and we should be asking why more people aren’t doing this all the time…


And finally it was noted that “After following the couple for nearly a kilometer, officers pulled the car over at a service station.” Who is this guy Ron Jeremy? A km while traveling at 133km/hr, that’s about 2.2 km per minute, so he was having sex for 30 seconds…I feel sorry for the woman, she must have been sore…