Pinkos get Drunko in Red Square

Commies are funny people, North Americans don't know much about them, other than the fact that they drink, where they live is often freezing cold, they wear funny mink hats, they fold in the playoffs and thanks to the education of Top Gun, we used to be at war with them. But apparently they know how to party as well..."Three off-duty Russian policemen were fired on Monday for driving drunk through Moscow's Red Square in the early hours of the morning, dressed in their police uniforms."

Artist's depiction of Red Square at time of arrest...

If I was going to drive around drunk in one of the most famous tourist sites in the world, I probably wouldn't rock my police uniform, or if I had to I would at least make up some story about chasing a perogie thief through the quad and into the gymnasium and then into Red Square, but fuck it to each their own. These guys obviously keep it RAL putting their careers at risk just to get drunk and drive around, but it shouldn't be viewed as uncommon as demographers "Russians are some of the world's heaviest drinkers (RAL)...often cite high alcohol consumption as a factor in the low life expectancy of Russian men." (Ed's not: Demographers life expectancy can't be the highest either with the lack of sex and fun and all)