I'm FAMOUS!

Finally I've made it big, I downloaded this app for my iphone called 'Awesome Facts 2009' and one comes across the screen that reads "The smallest penis ever recorded is 5/8 of an inch"...I don't mean to brag or anything, but that quote right there is about yours truly...so here's to all those haters out there who voted me "least likely to succeed," first I made that list of sexual predators in my area and now this...you can argue with results fuckers

You think he's in the lollipop guild?