Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Swiss James Bond imposter sleeps with BMW heiress; cleans her out of £6.4 Million

this is the hand she was eating out of your honor

A Swiss man has been jailed for six years for keeping it too ral and defrauding Germany's richest woman out of millions of euros and attempting to blackmail her. Helg Sgarbi, dubbed the Swiss Gigolo by the media, sought to blackmail Germany's richest woman by claiming to possess a tape of her having sex with him in a hotel room. He described himself as a“Special Swiss representative in crisis zones” and has not said where the money he received is being kept or what happened to the alleged sex video but we're guessing there might have been a Dirty Sanchez involved. He was also described as a specialist in mergers and acquisitions in a glowing job reference from Credit Suisse, read out in court. He is said to have not spoken about the cases since his arrest "out of respect to the ladies concerned"- now that's a spy-posing gigolo who keeps it ral. Predictably, none of his victims were in court [because they would have melted and given him another 10 M Euros]. "The reclusive 46-year-old mother-of-three handed the money to him in a cardboard box in the basement of a Holiday Inn hotel in Munich. He later asked her to put a 290M euros in a trust fund for him, which he said would enable them to start a new life together, but she refused to do so. Mrs Klatten said he then threatened to make public a tape he had secretly made of them having sex in a Munich hotel room if he did not receive another 49M euros, a figure he later reduced to 14M. Klatten was one of a string of Sgarbi's alleged victims across Europe, who included the wealthy Countess Verena du Pasquier-Geubels, reported to be around 50 years his senior." Nailing countesses 50 years older? Did we mention Helg keeps it ral?

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