Thursday, March 19, 2009

An open letter...

Dear Our Readers,

I would like to thank you for the support of our site, but I have bad news, I have fallen in love and will be leaving the site forever. If you think I am crazy then you have obviously never been in love, when I first met Cynthia* (Her name has been changed) I knew, I just knew and then once I saw her multiple layers of fat hanging well below her belt line I was hooked. Some girls are pre occupied with Chanelle and Louis Vuitton, but not Cynthia, her world revolves around pork rinds and her skinny little Siberian Mule (That's her pet name for me) And to top it all off she plays Xbox for hours on end, remaining seditary because she isn't concerned about looks or health, she does what makes her happy and god dammit I respect that.

Enclosed is a picture of my love and before you judge you have no idea what it's like to be able to make love to not one, but count em 2 fat flaps of the woman you love. I hope you understand...

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