D. Rodman keeps it (a little too) RAL on Celeb Apprentice

I may as well come clean right off the bat and admit that I tuned into Celebrity Apprentice last night, fortunately for those out there that think that's lame, they haven't seen the aforementioned 6'8" NBA cross-dresser act as a team leader wearing <-- and getting LP'd (loser-pissed) on multiple vodka-cranberries (ordered while rubbing hands together and mumbling "another vodka cran up my ass please"- on national television) and assisting/accosting/...accompanying his hotel guests and dining with them at Tao while the likes of Clint Black, Jesse James, and some other black athlete sweat it out checking people in and out and whatnot. Dennis was good enough to show up day 2 and lay on the hotel couch (presumably very hungover) with his Ed Hardy Jacket thrown over his Ed Hardy hat and Ed Hardy sunglasses and wallow in his own shame while guests streamed past him. Long story short, his team almost won- largely on his customer service- but he was fired in front of both teams with about half the other contestants reminding him repeatedly that he has a drinking problem (he fought this with "I've won 5 NBA Championships" and something like "I'm easier to coach than M.J.") and with AA.org flashed on the screen along with the credits... maybe Rodman kept it a little too RAL... especially as his antics made others cry.