Lynds Lohan

Do you remember when Lohan used to be attractive? I know people who consider 'Mean Girls' to be one of their favorite movies as a result of how beautiful she looked in the film, but now she looks like a meth addict how would do anything for her next hit...I'm not saying I wouldn't sleep with her, but it would just have to be one of those scenarios where I put absolutely no effort in and it still panned out. Like I walk out of the bar, puke all over myself and somehow manage to get home, but turn the music on too loud and she's my neighbor and comes over to complain and she sees me passed out on the floor and then she offers to carry me to my bed and have sex with me. But in all seriousness she can't weigh more then 12 lbs and what happend to her freckles and ample bosom? I think she might have died a few years back and her handlers have just been pulling a Weekend at Bernies on us...

Is that Madonna?