Doesn't Twitter Sounds like an STI? 'Yeah man I got that twitter, but the cream cleared that right up'

I don't really know what twitter is, but it seems like something reserved for 14-19 year old girls and shouldn’t be a priority for an NBA player to update at half time...Charlie Villanueva disagrees however, as he did just that during Sundays upset win over the Celtics, leaving a tweet (seriously? Who named this thing?) that read:

"In da locker room, snuck to post my twitt. We're playing the Celtics, tie ball game at da half. Coach wants more toughness. I gotta step up."

"ahh-drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

So not only is this grown man making sure that all his 12 year old fans know what he’s up to after he enters the tunnel at halftime, but he also confirmed he is black at the same time...also he doesn’t have eyebrows ( he has alopecia so he was already dealing with a short deck)