Living up to the stereotype…

Chris Bosh is a standup guy right? He did correspondence for Leno, won an Olympic gold and spends hours and hours doing charity work in Toronto, so he can’t be that bad…can he? Well apparently he might be as he is being sued for being a “deadbeat father who broke up with his girlfriend when she was seven months pregnant, leaving her destitute and without medical care even as she fell ill” Now I’m no fancy big city lawyer, I’m just a sex model by day and ass grabber by night, but can you even be tried as a ‘deadbeat father’? Is that a legal term? And why hasn’t every NBA player been sued on account of it?

I’m not really surprised that Bosh pulled the old ditch; she lives in a different country so it’s easier to do, she wasn’t that attractive, and one time she got into it with LeBron.

And if the NBA is anything like High school, which I am assuming it is as every player in the league is more focused on social networking at halftime then listening to their coach, Chris Bosh would be the tall ugly kid in the school constantly seeking acceptance from the cooler kids, which Lebron with lats like that, certainly is. And the first rule is of acceptance is rolling with the right crew, so a crazy girlfriend who yells at the most popular guy in school every time he walks by, in your defense, is the first person you have to get rid of. And what better way to get rid of a girl then by claiming she was sleeping around, it ruins both her reputation and her self esteem!

“The complaint, which contains allegations that have not been proven in court, says Bosh contested his paternity before genetic testing determined a 99.97 per cent probability that he is Trinity’s father.”

Ride 'em cowboy! Shoot first and ask questions later, right? Right?