Detroit Lions have figured it out...

The Detroit Lions shocked the world with their futility last year, becoming the first team in the history of the NFL to go 0-16...yes you read that correctly they won 0% of their games and got blown out in most of them, so what did they do to combat last season and right the ship if you will? Sign a high profile free agent? Make a blockbuster trade to acquire some pieces to move forward? Nah...that would make sense, rather they changed their logo to make it look more fierce...because all Championship teams know that the logo is really the key to success, not all that on the field bullshit like talent and putting forth a strong effort every week...

So here's to the Lions going 0-16 next year as well, then they'll realize what they really need to change, their team colors and name...then nothing will be stopping them from a Superbowl in 2011

Eds Note: Here are a short list of teams that need to follow in the footsteps of these pioneers of success to get things back on track...

Detroit Red Wings - Tire logo? Are you kidding me, don't they know the Big 3 are going to fold? Those 4 cups in the past 12 years were a fluke, they need like a totally more badass tire with wider treds or some shit...then they'll go 12 for 12

New England Patriots - The mildly pissed off face of a 'Patriot'? What type of logo is that? The Patriot should be so fucking mad that anyone who looks at him shits himself, instantly...then maybe Tom Brady would've never gotten hit or Eli would've collapsed in fear opposed to breaking that sack and fucking up their perfect season.

Boston Red Sox - Two dangly little socks? How does that strike fear into the hearts of anyone? And 'Sox' is spelt 'Socks', illiteracy isn't acceptable in a college town that thinks so highly of themselves. They should have fucking knee high socks with beady eyes...then it's no-no's for each pitcher everynight...

San Antonio Spurs - Really a Spur? That's it? Why not have a bleeding horse from being spurred? Most NBA players don't know what a Spur is anyway, as there are no horses in Compton, so just show what a Spur does and then it's 5 Larry O'Briens in 5 years...

NonRAL Man of the Week: Michael Vick takes up smoking rock in prison…

He must have, or he’s the stupidest fuck on the planet…he certainly wasn’t the best QB in the league prior to becoming public enemy #1 and going to prison for dog fighting, but now he thinks he can still “… earn as much as $10 million a year or more” and be one of the highest paid players in the league. The guy couldn’t even hit an open man 10 yards down the field and he wants 10 mil a year?!? He knows he took part in a ‘hobby’ that celebrates the killing of man’s best friend for financial gain, right? That makes him less popular then the fat kid who swims with his shirt on….he’ll be lucky to be signed by the Raiders or the Sikh-F-L (it has been labeled this due to the players making such a paltry income, they have to live with a Sikh family) with his tarnished reputation…All that prison sodomy must’ve clouded his judgment…

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Philly fans - RALest in North America

As you can probably tell we at ikeepsitral we appreciate sports in a major way, one could even say that we are sports fans to the furthest extent. And seeing how this is the best time of year to be a sports fan, March Madness, end of NHL and NBA seasons, MLB starting up, WBC, we thought we'd tribute those that makes sports what they are....the fans!

Your shit is weak...

Some fans cheer for casually one team, others drift year to year and some of us live and die by the performances of their teams. This couldn't be more true then fans from Philadelphia. Philly fans are incredibly involved in all of their teams, selling out stadiums (supporting 4 franchises with a population of 1.4 million), purchasing merchandise and being known as some of the most vocal fans of all time.

They cheered when Michael Irvin had to be carried off in a stretcher due to a broken neck, they booed Santa, threw snowballs at children performing at half time, throw batteries at the opposition and most importantly boo their own teams when they aren't performing up to their standards. During one lull in their teams performances the citizens of Philadelphia sarcastically voted 'Rocky' as the best athlete in the history of the city...when he wasn't on the ballot, he had to be written in. It was widely known that Allen Iverson was the only player they wouldn't boo, until he was traded and is now booed mercilessly whenever he touches the ball. So for knowing what they want every year out of their teams (a championship) and voicing their displeasure when they don't receive, they achieve the status as RALest fans in North America.

Cheering erupted throughout the stadium with hopes Irvin wouldn't walk again

Oh yeah and they throw bottles as well...



Crack a bottle, let your body waddle...

Pacman Jones embodies RAL

His speech, demeanor, makes it rain, fact that he ruined his career after making it rain, way he pronounces 'strip' all make him RAL