NonRAL Man of the Week: Michael Vick takes up smoking rock in prison…

He must have, or he’s the stupidest fuck on the planet…he certainly wasn’t the best QB in the league prior to becoming public enemy #1 and going to prison for dog fighting, but now he thinks he can still “… earn as much as $10 million a year or more” and be one of the highest paid players in the league. The guy couldn’t even hit an open man 10 yards down the field and he wants 10 mil a year?!? He knows he took part in a ‘hobby’ that celebrates the killing of man’s best friend for financial gain, right? That makes him less popular then the fat kid who swims with his shirt on….he’ll be lucky to be signed by the Raiders or the Sikh-F-L (it has been labeled this due to the players making such a paltry income, they have to live with a Sikh family) with his tarnished reputation…All that prison sodomy must’ve clouded his judgment…

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Philly fans - RALest in North America

As you can probably tell we at ikeepsitral we appreciate sports in a major way, one could even say that we are sports fans to the furthest extent. And seeing how this is the best time of year to be a sports fan, March Madness, end of NHL and NBA seasons, MLB starting up, WBC, we thought we'd tribute those that makes sports what they are....the fans!

Your shit is weak...

Some fans cheer for casually one team, others drift year to year and some of us live and die by the performances of their teams. This couldn't be more true then fans from Philadelphia. Philly fans are incredibly involved in all of their teams, selling out stadiums (supporting 4 franchises with a population of 1.4 million), purchasing merchandise and being known as some of the most vocal fans of all time.

They cheered when Michael Irvin had to be carried off in a stretcher due to a broken neck, they booed Santa, threw snowballs at children performing at half time, throw batteries at the opposition and most importantly boo their own teams when they aren't performing up to their standards. During one lull in their teams performances the citizens of Philadelphia sarcastically voted 'Rocky' as the best athlete in the history of the city...when he wasn't on the ballot, he had to be written in. It was widely known that Allen Iverson was the only player they wouldn't boo, until he was traded and is now booed mercilessly whenever he touches the ball. So for knowing what they want every year out of their teams (a championship) and voicing their displeasure when they don't receive, they achieve the status as RALest fans in North America.

Cheering erupted throughout the stadium with hopes Irvin wouldn't walk again

Oh yeah and they throw bottles as well...



Crack a bottle, let your body waddle...

Sandro DeAngelis: Kickin it...solo

A lot of things come with playing in the CFL, pseudo fame, mildly attractive women and thousands (Read:thousands) of dollars, and it is understandable that this could go to one's head quite quickly. This isn't the case for the special teams star of the Calgary Stampeders, as Sandro "I dance after I make 20 yard winners and wear eye black stickers" DeAngelis, was spotted sitting solo in Schanks south yesterday, clearly not letting the fame go anywhere near his head. Someone who had been corrupted by all the glitz and glamour of sharing a house with four teammates would never wear his own jersey out in public to increase his chances of getting recognized. And that my friends is what separates this man of class from the rest of the league....oh wait

Is that Tom Brady?


Thanks to Justin C. for sniping the pic and providing the heading

Pacman Jones embodies RAL

His speech, demeanor, makes it rain, fact that he ruined his career after making it rain, way he pronounces 'strip' all make him RAL