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Showing posts with label baseball. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baseball. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
It's So Reeeeeal
... that it doesn't even attempt to make Sammy Sosa not sound like a new immigrant hawking a microwaveable taco, or someone with a severe speach impediment or mental handicap. Nonetheless, how many of you wanted to put away your 09 sports game and give this one a crack after seeing this gem of a trailer?
Monday, March 16, 2009
Philly fans - RALest in North America
As you can probably tell we at ikeepsitral we appreciate sports in a major way, one could even say that we are sports fans to the furthest extent. And seeing how this is the best time of year to be a sports fan, March Madness, end of NHL and NBA seasons, MLB starting up, WBC, we thought we'd tribute those that makes sports what they are....the fans!
Some fans cheer for casually one team, others drift year to year and some of us live and die by the performances of their teams. This couldn't be more true then fans from Philadelphia. Philly fans are incredibly involved in all of their teams, selling out stadiums (supporting 4 franchises with a population of 1.4 million), purchasing merchandise and being known as some of the most vocal fans of all time.
They cheered when Michael Irvin had to be carried off in a stretcher due to a broken neck, they booed Santa, threw snowballs at children performing at half time, throw batteries at the opposition and most importantly boo their own teams when they aren't performing up to their standards. During one lull in their teams performances the citizens of Philadelphia sarcastically voted 'Rocky' as the best athlete in the history of the city...when he wasn't on the ballot, he had to be written in. It was widely known that Allen Iverson was the only player they wouldn't boo, until he was traded and is now booed mercilessly whenever he touches the ball. So for knowing what they want every year out of their teams (a championship) and voicing their displeasure when they don't receive, they achieve the status as RALest fans in North America.
Oh yeah and they throw bottles as well...
Crack a bottle, let your body waddle...
Your shit is weak...
Some fans cheer for casually one team, others drift year to year and some of us live and die by the performances of their teams. This couldn't be more true then fans from Philadelphia. Philly fans are incredibly involved in all of their teams, selling out stadiums (supporting 4 franchises with a population of 1.4 million), purchasing merchandise and being known as some of the most vocal fans of all time.
They cheered when Michael Irvin had to be carried off in a stretcher due to a broken neck, they booed Santa, threw snowballs at children performing at half time, throw batteries at the opposition and most importantly boo their own teams when they aren't performing up to their standards. During one lull in their teams performances the citizens of Philadelphia sarcastically voted 'Rocky' as the best athlete in the history of the city...when he wasn't on the ballot, he had to be written in. It was widely known that Allen Iverson was the only player they wouldn't boo, until he was traded and is now booed mercilessly whenever he touches the ball. So for knowing what they want every year out of their teams (a championship) and voicing their displeasure when they don't receive, they achieve the status as RALest fans in North America.
Cheering erupted throughout the stadium with hopes Irvin wouldn't walk again
Oh yeah and they throw bottles as well...
Crack a bottle, let your body waddle...
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Japanese baseball fans keep it RAL
Here is a story out of Japan (that would probably be considered odd to us, but par for the course over there) where it seems that a few baseball fans disliked an opposing baseball teams player so much they took in out on a statue of a man who wanted nothing more then to make the world a fatter place.
"A statue of the KFC mascot has been found in a river in Osaka...nearly a quarter century after being tossed in by crazed baseball fans who felt the image of restaurant founder Harland Sanders resembled a key team member."
Now if you are anything like me, which I hope you aren't as the things you see when you close eyes will leave you sleepless for weeks, you pictured thousands of baseball fans fleeing a stadium after a big loss, looting, flipping cars and fighting police en route to the main square in Osaka to tear down the statue of the best player on the other team...only they found a smiling colonel Sanders statue and decided 'fuck it, he's white tear him down'....
"A statue of the KFC mascot has been found in a river in Osaka...nearly a quarter century after being tossed in by crazed baseball fans who felt the image of restaurant founder Harland Sanders resembled a key team member."
Now if you are anything like me, which I hope you aren't as the things you see when you close eyes will leave you sleepless for weeks, you pictured thousands of baseball fans fleeing a stadium after a big loss, looting, flipping cars and fighting police en route to the main square in Osaka to tear down the statue of the best player on the other team...only they found a smiling colonel Sanders statue and decided 'fuck it, he's white tear him down'....
We all look the same to them...just as they do to us
*The KFC chain currently operates about 1,160 restaurants in Japan, and has about 1,000 Colonel Sanders statues in the country. WTF?
Friday, March 6, 2009
Ral Chirp
"O’Neal has the biggest forehead in the NBA. He should probably wear two headbands… or a skull cap."
Courtesy Slamonline.com
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