As we did yesterday with the Ral Sports figure of the week, Tuesdays will highlight the NonRal man of the week, whose actions are the antonym of RAL. For the inaugural post it is Steve-O, the once upon a time addict and physical comic member of the 'Jackass' team, who is famous for lighting his hair on fire and doing backflips and also once stapling his testicles to his thighs.
Double Westside's while high on heroin...RALSounds pretty Ral right? Well he was until he got clean and is now slated to star on this season of 'Dancing with the Stars'. (Which never has contained any stars so will only be referred to as 'Dancing with the D-listers'...) A person of Steve-O's once Ral caliber by all means should have died by speed ball, like other physical comedians Chris Farley and John Belushi. It's that kind of commitment to a drug that makes one RAL, so Steve-O's half assed approach to addiction has landed him the NonRAL man of the week.
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