Showing posts with label loser. Show all posts
Showing posts with label loser. Show all posts

Monday, April 27, 2009

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women

The marketing folks at Pepsi have clearly run out of ideas, they must have wasted them all getting Jimmy Fallon, Diddy, Brit Spears, Reggie Bush...etc to appear in their commercials. Now it seems that Pepsi is releasing a cola that is made with actual sugar not HFCS (or fake sugar for the unemployed out there) and calling it Pepsi Cola 'Throwback'. I guess they are trying to appeal to the 'Urban' crowd and those who start sentences with 'when I was your age' with that product title.
Like Coke Classic, just not synonymous with being mixed with Rum, Rye or Jack....
Anyway what's left at this point, we've seen Clear Pepsi, Diet, Pepsi max, new cans, new logos, that shitty Blue Pepsi that burnt your throat for days and now a Pepsi that was made like it was 50 years ago. If this Pepsi is so appealing, then why isn't it made with sugar to this day? Why did they change it? To be more fatty? Do Pepsi execs carry cards made of jerky as well? I hope that this gimmick fails as well and Pepsi just leaves the product as is and stops pretending to be anything but the redheaded stepchild of cola...

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Sandro DeAngelis: Kickin it...solo

A lot of things come with playing in the CFL, pseudo fame, mildly attractive women and thousands (Read:thousands) of dollars, and it is understandable that this could go to one's head quite quickly. This isn't the case for the special teams star of the Calgary Stampeders, as Sandro "I dance after I make 20 yard winners and wear eye black stickers" DeAngelis, was spotted sitting solo in Schanks south yesterday, clearly not letting the fame go anywhere near his head. Someone who had been corrupted by all the glitz and glamour of sharing a house with four teammates would never wear his own jersey out in public to increase his chances of getting recognized. And that my friends is what separates this man of class from the rest of the league....oh wait


Is that Tom Brady?


Thanks to Justin C. for sniping the pic and providing the heading