Stand up if you hate Man U....

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SPORT/05/28/nigeria.death.united.barcelona/index.html

Some people, myself included, love sport. Their lives are consumed by it, watching it, talking about it, reading about it and every so often trying to have sex with it…anyway when you are that into something it hurts when your favorite team/player/set of busty cheerleaders lose and you no longer have anything to watch or believe in. Some people react differently in this scenario as even the strongest men in the world have been know to cry, Hulk Smash whichever object is closest to them, stop updating their blog for a month, or get filled with blood lust…

It seems a little over the top I know, but that’s exactly what this guy in Nigeria did after watching his beloved Manchester United lose to Barcelona yesterday for some soccer championship I’m sure none of our readers care about…

"He was displaying his anger at his team losing the match. The driver had passed the crowd then made a U-turn and ran into them,"

You're cheering for Man U. in the comfort of your own home?!?!? I WILL KILL YOU!

And he killed 4 people while doing so…most sites would label this guy a ruthless murderer, which he is, but they would also be overlooking the RALness of his actions. Driving into the crowd wasn’t a reaction, he drove past them, said to himself “Nah, fuck that no one cheers for the team they love in front of me, do they know who I am? I drive the minibus!?!?!” made the effort to turn around and of course drive into them.

If soccer fans are anything like the athletes that participate in the sport, all the guy had to do was drive by slowly and they all would’ve acted like they got hit by 10 buses anyway…would’ve saved him the anal pounding he’s about the receive in prison…unless that was his goal all along, then well done