Kiefer keepsitral with black-tie HEADBUTT

I found this picture on a celebrity blog site and was going to shamelessly lift their picture and come up with a witty story about Kiefer keeping it realer than real but they did it to such a tea, tee, t? That I'm going to plagerize near the whole damn thing. "While attending a Met Gala after-party Monday night, Kiefer Sutherland headbutted a fashion designer in an alleged effort to defend Brooke Shield's honor. -- And also because whiskey's delicious. (Hahaha see? You can't top that for a funny little remark) TMZ reports: We're told witnesses say the alleged victim -- Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough -- allegedly knocked Brooke Shields over and Kiefer saw it happen. The witnesses say Kiefer went over to the man and told him to apologize to her. At that point they say McCollough pushed Kiefer and the actor responded with a headbutt. Complicating it for Kiefer -- he's on probation in L.A. for a DUI, and one of the terms is that he obey all laws (RAL). No word on whether L.A. prosecutors will pursue the matter. I love how Kiefer Sutherland plays the smart, resourceful Jack Bauer on TV, but in real life, I wouldn't trust him to guard the last donut at work. Unless I wanted all the sprinkles headbutted off, then maybe." (you see!? funny!)