Minka in the Park!

We are shamelessly a pure smut blog now... one of our editors has gone down with the longest hangover this side of Koh Phangan and has left me and my sweaty palms with far too much time and power. I've effectively started to drain the site of any humor or originality in a twisted bid to quicken him in the fight against the bottle and to return to contribute once again... I leave you with a TV actress stretching in the park and listening to Flo Rida on her iPod (I can only presume). Thankfully for her hamstrings and your twisted mind, that position doesn't leave as much to the mind as most.