Even the titties come up hard in Detroit...

Detroit is the RALest city on the planet, no one there is employed, it's the per capita murder capital of North America and one of the world's fattest cities...it's so RAL in fact that even women’s breastesses can deflect bullets...

OK fine, Germany keeps it RAL (to a lesser extent) as well

"The woman, who lives on the West side of Detroit, saw a group of men breaking into a neighbor’s house on Tuesday morning. When the men spotted her, one of them fired a shot at her...The bullet struck the underwire on the woman's bra and that saved her from a more serious injury, police said."


I've never worn a bra or anything like that, ok one time, so I have to wonder what is the underwire made of? Lead? Recycled GM cars? No wonder breasts can lead to back problems...I was always under the opinion that the girls I was feeling up were just in really great shape and I never fully understood the bag of sand reference in 40 year old virgin, but now it appears they have been duping me for years (since age 4 so 19 to be exact) stuffing their bras with materials that can stop bullets...liars....and I like how the instant reaction to seeing someone witness you performing a robbery is to open fire on them, way to turn a larceny charge into attempted murder...

The Juice and Hulkimania...I smell a sitcom

Previously on this site we explained that Hulk Hogan and his family's situation was potentially incestuous and very odd...two things that classify as nonRAL. But Hulkimania running wild has done gone and redeemed himself, with this quote about his ex wife's current sexual situation, involving a 19 year old that looks like her son:

I would like to call to the stand a character witness...HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN!

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

I'm going to do this to your throat with these 24 inch pythons, you stupid bitch....

YES! This is the first time someone has had the cojones (read:Testicles) to agree with OJ and promote cold blooded murder of an ex spouse...not only is the guy a Real American but now he is RAL as well