RAL - Making the goalie look like Swiss cheese

Check this one from an international game, and we're not talking Stiga. This dangle makes the goalie look like Swiss Cheese: part Datsyuk, part jerkstore, all Swede Visy and matching ties. But he’s an Oilers prospect so here’s hoping that he injuries himself while penetrating one of the Sedin’s or trying to construction a Samtid with a tiny Allen key.

Razor Ray Emery in Trouble with the Law again

CBC Sports reports that ex-NHL, current Atlant Mytishchi goaltender, and full time ambassador of keeping all things very ral was pulled over in his "infamous white Hummer in the Ottawa area" once again... this time for speeding over 50 km/h over the posted speed limit... the last time he was pulled over in the Razormobile (the time after he may or may not have been busted for buying rocks in the 'hood) was for a minor accident in May of 2007. In that accident "he was uninjured and [kept it ral enough to sign] autographs afterward."! We love how when he's not punching out Russian trainers trying to gently fix a ballcap on his tight 'fro or licking his lips in sweet anticipation of fighting a Francophone goalie who has never fought before (or the full time heavyweight who comes to protect him), he's rocking the pearl white Hummer around Ottawa making sure everyone who isn't on the ice even, is on their toes.

Boston Bruins need Tuukka Rask if they're to win the Cup...

"Providence Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask will not be suspended for his stick-and-milk-crate-throwing outburst after Friday night's 1-0 shootout loss to Albany at the Dunkin Donuts Center...."

On Friday, Rask was furious at referee Frederic L'Ecuyer for allowing goals by two Albany players during the shootout... on the first, the shooter appeared to lose control of the puck far off to one side of the net before scoring. Then L'Ecuyer ruled that the second shot had entered the net for the game-deciding goal. Rask argued that it hit the crossbar. The following is why the Boston Bruins need to call up the Finnish 'tender who also happens to have the league-tying lead for wins with 30 (in other words, he keeps it RAL)...

We haven't seen this kind of entertainment from a goalie since Roy and Hextall

RAL Cele 2 - The Blindman

Celebration in sport is usually outlandish, narcissistic and unnecessary, but sometimes it is more important then the game itself. For instance Theo Fleury Ak 47ing the entire Russian team with his stick resulting in the only expulsion in World Jr history, Joe Namath's infamous finger point inventing the 'Were #1' and this one from a Euro hockey league game that is aptly known as 'the blind man'


Even though this league is probably complete garbage, this is the most RAL celebration ever, not only because he won the game, but you know he had this one planned well before the game. RAL.