Man bites python - real story not just Gay porn title

So this guy in Kenya (Not pictured) did a little role reversal the other day and bit the Python that was squeezing him, potentially to death...the snake hauled Farm manager Ben Nyaumbe into a tree, where he struggled with it for hours trying to get free, and he had no choice but to bite it. Upon biting it the snake loosened his grip enough that Ben could make a phone call for help. (Really they have cell phones in Kenya?) Either way, for not just succumbing to a painful death this guy keeps it RAL

This story is quite similar to a little game I like to play called "I slip you a roofie and three hours later the only option you have for escape is to bite the python (or two) that is engulfing you"...what can I say I like boardgames...

This guy was never taught that it isn't polite to use your teeth

It was also mentioned in the article that later "The snake escaped from the three sacks it was bundled into." This is also part of the aforementioned game, except substitute 'snake' with 'cum'

The Juice and Hulkimania...I smell a sitcom

Previously on this site we explained that Hulk Hogan and his family's situation was potentially incestuous and very odd...two things that classify as nonRAL. But Hulkimania running wild has done gone and redeemed himself, with this quote about his ex wife's current sexual situation, involving a 19 year old that looks like her son:

I would like to call to the stand a character witness...HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN!

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

I'm going to do this to your throat with these 24 inch pythons, you stupid bitch....

YES! This is the first time someone has had the cojones (read:Testicles) to agree with OJ and promote cold blooded murder of an ex spouse...not only is the guy a Real American but now he is RAL as well