Showing posts with label nerds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nerds. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Hey look a Guyborg, he must get boyband ass

Nothing says Sexual dynamo like having a fake eye that references an early 90's sci-fi flick...nothing...Ladies if you saw this guy at the bar, how could you even think about containing yourself? If I saw him I doubt I could myself back, I mean an eye like the cyborg in T2? So hot... T2 eye Guy : My eye can glow red, what can yours do?
Other guy: The simple task known as vision...
T2 eye Guy: I'll be back
Other Guy: good one

Best part is in the article it states that he wants a camera in there...so then he'll be unbelievable hot and practical, being able to make sex tapes at any moment of the day, he's the perfect man really...my question is why stop at the eye? Why not stick one of those glowing red balls in your genitals? It might look like a really active herpe, but it can't look any worse then the one acting as a fixture on his face

Monday, March 16, 2009

NonRAL - LARP (Live action role playing)


Live action role playing, or LARP for short is something that I didn't even believe existed until seeing the movie "Role Models" over the weekend (which is very RAL..recommended). Even after seeing that it in the movie I was skeptical, but after a bit of google searching, I realized it is 100% legit and has thousands of members worldwide. For those who don't know, LARP is a mix between Halloween dress up and world of warcraft...you dress up as wizards and fairies and other hocus pocus type characters from medieval times, and run around and kill each other with nerf swords and throw beanbags of magic potions at each other. The beauty part of it all, is that the losers that play this, consider this their real life, and their 9-5 job and everything outside of LARP is the "alternate" world...I really cannot begin to wrap my head around this but reading the wiki link for LARP made me laugh and then want to buy a real gun (see Rambo review) and visit the next LARP party. Nuff said.