Showing posts with label lonely. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lonely. Show all posts

Thursday, April 30, 2009

You didn't have the special two weeks ago neither....

There is a well known stereotype out there that people of African descent tend to like fried chicken. We always take stereotypes with a grain of salt, as you should too, because they are usually based on factual information and blown way of proportion. I for example am half Italian, but I do not secrete olive oil or Garlic and have never had to do a thing for a guy. However, as this video shows, it's not a stereotype when it's true:



Hard to believe that people drove and took cabs across the state, to receive discounted chicken...and were outraged when it wasn't delivered...I've never wanted something on sale so badly that I would go out of my way to save 4 buck, but I wasn't genetically dispositioned to enjoy something this much...Best part of the video has to be the fact that Popeye's advertised the sale as a "Payday Sale", encouraging customers who just received their pay checks for the past two weeks to come in and buy chicken...

A little known stereotype apparently, is that people of this decent closely follow Irish folklore, but no one is certain as to why?



And like Bub Rub and Lil Sis...there is a REMIX

Thursday, April 23, 2009

I'm FAMOUS!

Finally I've made it big, I downloaded this app for my iphone called 'Awesome Facts 2009' and one comes across the screen that reads "The smallest penis ever recorded is 5/8 of an inch"...I don't mean to brag or anything, but that quote right there is about yours truly...so here's to all those haters out there who voted me "least likely to succeed," first I made that list of sexual predators in my area and now this...you can argue with results fuckers


You think he's in the lollipop guild?

Monday, March 23, 2009

NonRAL... one is the loneliest number...

Here’s something that has to be up there with the stupidest ideas of all time, it’s a sicker that you put on the face of your iphone to simulate text messages being sent to you “For people who go to great lengths to see what they want to see…”. If you’re such a fucking loser that you think this is a good idea, you shouldn’t be purchasing stickers, you should be purchasing a toaster and then dropping it into the bath…or lay off the LSD…one of the two


Mine would read: OMG! Did you see who Sharon was with last night!?