A final Ode to the Flame outs...

Last night our beloved Flames lost to Chicago in a disappointing series, seeing them get bounced live for the third time in four years really kicked me in the balls. So much so that I seriously considered taking a bereavement day from work...So i wrote this song to the tune of 'Crying' by Roy Orbison, if you don't know the tune you can find it here

I’ve been cheering all year long
Watched you fuck up a 14 point lead
But I saw you last night I held my hands so tight
As you were down 3-0
Oh, I wished you wellBut I could tell
That I'd soon be crying
Crying over you
And like that you were gone
Left me so lonely in the ‘dome
Alone and crying, crying
Crying, crying

It's hard to understand
But the way you play (so soft, so gay)
Can start me crying I thought that you could force game 7
But it was too good to be true, so true
It hurts even more
Than it did last year
But, Flames, what can I do?
For you lost again And I don’t know when
I’ll stop crying over you

Yes, you’re one and done
And, for the next month or so
I'll be crying, crying
Crying, crying
As I will have to hear it from the ‘Nucks

And watch those two red-head fucks

So I’ll be crying, crying

(And masturbating)

Over you

I'm FAMOUS!

Finally I've made it big, I downloaded this app for my iphone called 'Awesome Facts 2009' and one comes across the screen that reads "The smallest penis ever recorded is 5/8 of an inch"...I don't mean to brag or anything, but that quote right there is about yours truly...so here's to all those haters out there who voted me "least likely to succeed," first I made that list of sexual predators in my area and now this...you can argue with results fuckers

You think he's in the lollipop guild?