No "Jack" in this Box, just a hot, slutty Cameron

And so it’s happened Cameron Diaz has finally broken down and decided to do porn (!), I’m starting to regain my faith in humanity, after losing it a mere 48 hours ago (4 Fast 4 Furious)…Well at least I think it’s a porno, it’s called “The Box”, so it has to be right? Don’t say that it isn’t, I need this….

The sequel is to be filmed in Paris and the working title is Le Bin

“You are the experiment” isn’t the hottest porno tag line however, maybe she has some sort of different box that the average male isn’t familiar with and once inside it becomes an experiment as to how they react? That doesn’t really have me that excited either…maybe Cameron Diaz just should just stick to regular girl on girl porn and stay away from this weird fetish porn that she has seemed to venture into…I should be an agent, or a minotaur.

Attention Customers: We Keep it Ral

This classy sign is one of many identical warnings at the Esso in one of Calgary Alberta’s oldest ‘hoods (we mean it that way). We did some unofficial research and they have probably one of the top 3 porn selections in this fine city, but they obviously aren’t so big on the buy and return that many patrons were trying to get away with. Note: Someone needs to identify this niche and open up a porno library in this part of town.

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