This guy might be the RALest on the planet, having survived not one but two (!) Atomic bomb blasts, unfortunately he doesn’t have a single super power to show for it…unless you call having a tiny penis a super power! Hey-o he’s Asian! But seriously he was burnt in the first blast in Hiroshima and gave the old fuck you to the next A-Bomb in Nagasaki by showing up and withstanding that blast as well.
“He is the first one to be officially recognized as a survivor of atomic bombings in both Hiroshima and Nagasaki,"
Almost as cool as Takashi, Final Ninja?
But the whole scenario isn’t without its controversy, as the Japanese government has strong definitions as to who is considered a survivor and have “…neglected many who had developed illnesses that doctors have linked to radiation”
Can you imagine? If it went anything like this, then the Japanese government keepsitral as well…
Survivor: I was in both blasts as well and I’m still alive
Gov’t Official 1: Yeah but you have radiation poisoning, so I wouldn’t exactly call that ‘alive’
Gov’t Official 2: Ohhhh he fucking went there
Gov’t Official 3: Shit’s weak
Survivor: I wish terrible things upon your souls…
Does this look like public enemy #1?
I'm a busy man Hans
I was alright, for a while, I could smile for a while...