nonRAL of the week - these two fucking losers

This is embarrassing for human kind, two men (read: men, not 12 year old girls) broke the all time texting record, combining for 217 000 sent texts in a month…they did a test to see that they could send 6000 or 7000 texts on a good day, which must have been difficult seeing as they must spend a lot of time D&Ding and in each others asses, and tried to send as many texts as possible…

You're right, this IS just like docking...

I am a texter, mainly because I am essentially a telemarketer during the day and when I write something I have time to prepare quips, but this is sad...I could see if they broke the record while trying to work that effortless late night booty call, with texts like "You like to party?" at 4 am to every girl on your list...but it was stated in the article that most texts were "lol" and "hi" to each other, which qualifies these guys as nonRAL of the week and for a nonRAL of the year nomination

NonRAL - LARP (Live action role playing)

Live action role playing, or LARP for short is something that I didn't even believe existed until seeing the movie "Role Models" over the weekend (which is very RAL..recommended). Even after seeing that it in the movie I was skeptical, but after a bit of google searching, I realized it is 100% legit and has thousands of members worldwide. For those who don't know, LARP is a mix between Halloween dress up and world of warcraft...you dress up as wizards and fairies and other hocus pocus type characters from medieval times, and run around and kill each other with nerf swords and throw beanbags of magic potions at each other. The beauty part of it all, is that the losers that play this, consider this their real life, and their 9-5 job and everything outside of LARP is the "alternate" world...I really cannot begin to wrap my head around this but reading the wiki link for LARP made me laugh and then want to buy a real gun (see Rambo review) and visit the next LARP party. Nuff said.