The Sky is blue, Water is wet...

Performing comparisons is an integral part of life, whether it be the quality of sex you are having to the quality of sex you used to have, the quality of women/men you are picking up for one night stands compared to what you used to pick up or how much it burns after said one night stand, compared to what it used to. Anyway comparisons are a big part of sports as well, most often when a trade occurs, because you can see directly how each player impacted their new team and make evaluations to see who 'won' the trade. ABC did one of these comparisons during a game on Saturday, evaluating a blockbuster NBA trade between Detroit and Denver for Chauncey Billups and Allen Iverson. It would be a fair comparison had both players been PLAYING during the playoffs, which Iverson wasn't...in fact he missed the final 2 weeks of the season due to a back injury and hasn't played since...well done ABC, well done...

They ran out of columns, but the last few were going to read

House Arrest Parties: Iverson 1 Billups 0

Banned from Casinos: Iverson 35 Billups 0

Jail Sentences: Iverson 1 Billups 0

Rap Albums Cancelled due to lyrics: Iverson 1 Billups 0

Kicked wife out of house naked: Iverson 1 Billups 0

Threaten to retire because he wasn't starting: Iverson 5 Billups 0

Gone on rants about 'Practice': Iverson 3 Billups 0

Started Cornrow trend: Iverson 1 Billups 0

Petitioned team to change practice time, due to hangovers: Iverson 1 Billups 0

Arrested at '17': Iverson 1 Billups 0

You just can't put a price on the intangibles folks

RAL Ticket Payment

Is there anyone one earth who receives a ticket from the fuzz and immediately thinks of ways to pay it in the most asshole form possible? I know I do (along with wishing the death of everyone associated with giving me that fucking ticket...who cares about the transit fare you fake cop). Anyways a Washington man feels the same anger I do, and decided to do something about it. He went to the bank and got 20 600 pennies ($206 USD for you math geniuses out there), put them in a zip lock bag and pissed into it. He then proceeded to send the payment it, complete with some urine still in the bag. The authorities did not accept the payment, but for doing what I've always wanted to do...this guy kept it ral.

Link: http://www.autoblog.com/2009/03/26/streaming-mad-206-in-urine-soaked-coins-is-not-acceptable-paym/

Google Earth RAL - 60 foot caak

Some kid in the UK found out that the satellites that take photos for google earth would be above his neighborhood and decided to decorate the roof of his parents house to ensure they'd be noticed next time someone google earth'd Berkshire UK. The 60ft unit was left of the roof for over a year before anyone noticed, in the meantime the prankster was out on a European vacation...well played...only someone who truly keepsitral would deface their parents 2 million dollar home with a huge cock

This is life size for me

BBC Story:http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm

RAL - The Ultimate Warrior

I don't think professional wrestling is cool or RAL...but The Ultimate Warrior is the exception. This video demonstrates the effect of years of coke and roids, and how incrediblly RAL it can make you...this guy doesn't know he's acting, in his mind this is real and he will kill you.

Pre fight warm-up

If you've ever been in a fight you know that the pre-fight festivities usually last longer then the actual fight...this includes but is not limited to chirping, getting as many friends around as possible, asking someone to hold your drink/glasses/jacket/earrings/purse (women fight as well, don't be sexist), removal of ones shirt, doing at least three circles with your opponent to "look for an opening" and the step forward foot jab to test the reflexes of course. All of this is usually followed by some grapling, a few punches that don't land and then a bunch of bouncers/friends step in to break it up. (Unless you know Romeo, then it's a one punch followed by an appearance by an ambulance)

This guy however takes the pre fight routine to astronomical new heights...


man breaks car with head - Watch more

I'm no mathamagician but you'd think a pre fight headbutt to a Durango's back window would be a detriment in your ability to take punches, but you can never underestimate the power of intimidation, particularily when some guy can't stop yelling "OH MY GOD!" before the fight has even started.

Again thanks to Justin C. for finding the clip