Monday, June 15, 2009

RAL watercraft: from Aly R.

It is the biggest private yacht in existence and comes with a missile-detection system, two helipads, a luxury spa, swimming pool and a miniature submarine. But when you're Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich, only the most ostentatious displays of wealth will do. His latest baby is the Eclipse, a 557-footer reported to have cost a staggering £300million. To keep the oligarch safe, the Eclipse has a military-grade missile defence system, armour-plating around Abramovich's master suite and bullet-proof windows. There is also a private submarine, which doubles as an escape pod. The project has been shrouded in such secrecy that at one point the shipbuilders would only say that a yacht called Eclipse was being built somewhere in Germany. Needless to say, they would not confirm who had bought it. But there is little doubt that 40-year-old Abramovich who already owns four luxury vessels, is the proud owner. According to industry experts, the Eclipse has been specifically designed to overshadow the world's current largest private yacht, a 525-footer owned by Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, the ruler of Dubai. Abramovich's new toy is due to be delivered in 2010 and will join the rest of his fleet. None of his ships - the Pelorus (377ft), the Ecstasea ( 282ft) and the Sussurro (161ft) - are insubstantial but the Eclipse will dwarf them all. The oil magnate, who is the 11th richest man in the world according to Forbes, uses his yachts for very specific purposes. Originally built for a Saudi sheikh, the Pelorus is used for entertaining and boasts room for 22 guests and 40 staff. It has two helipads, an indoor pool and a steam room. He uses the Ecstasea, which comes complete with Chinese-themed interior, for cruising and the Sussuro for short journeys and to loan to friends. Annual overhead for the boats is more than £15million, and it costs him £73,000 just to fill up the tanks of his current largest boat, Pelorus. The son of Jewish parents, Abramovich began his business career selling plastic ducks from a grim Moscow apartment but, within a few years, his vast wealth spread from oil conglomerates to pig farms. Russia's richest man has flourished under president Vladimir Putin, with critics saying he used his government ties to take over former state-owned assests and reap the profits for personal use. Outside of Russia, the 41-year-old is known as owner of the Chelsea Football Club. He is also known to entertain players and British financiers on his yachts. Abramovich reportedly lost up to £13billion in the global financial crisis, but he was already in the process of having his biggest-ever yacht built.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Eva Longoria setting the bar for 34 year-old tush

These celeb sites think they're so sneaky snapping pics of celebrities when they don't know it. I guess that makes IKIR the pirates of the Sleazy Sea stealing their treasure for free... and me Jack Sparrow!

Chaos Reigned... or did it Rein???

If you came here for equestrian porn, this picture is all you're gettin'.

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - Stewards took more than 30 minutes to unravel bizarre events surrounding the maiden steeplechase at the Canterbury Jockey Club's meeting before declaring Nana the winner by an extraordinary 128 lengths. Nana was the only horse to complete the course without falling and by jumping every fence. Five horses fell, two jockeys broke collarbones and one horse was treated for stress. What's His Name was running fifth in the home straight but finished second when three horses fell at the last fence: Mala Strana and About Time were vying for second when they both crashed and Son of the Oak inherited second place until it also went down at the last. About Time's jockey remounted his horse and finished third. Jockey George Strickland, who had started the race on Mala Strana, remounted Ice Pack which had fallen earlier in the race and claimed fourth place but was disqualified. "That was a bit weird," steward Stewart Ching said of Strickland's swap. "We are not sure why that happened. It added to the confusion." "It was one of the more bizarre races I have to deal with." Not as bizarre as one of those horses having the same name as I went by in High School... "What's His Name". That has to be up there with Hoof Hearted, Couch Won't Miss Ya, Bye Bye Boredom, and the greatest racehorse name of all time, Snubbin' Pubbin'.

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Transformers 2 Sneak Peak...

Give this a one-star rating and I will end you.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Our Sincerest Apologies

...As I cannot believe that we hadn't posted this earlier for your viewing pleasure. Please rate this video and come back with a better "Thug Workout"... if you can. Cuz what keeps it RAL like a shirtless fuckin' workout right there on the street/a child's playground?

Eddies: Other Winners!

2009 Big Rock Eddies: 2nd Place Video Winner



2009 Big Rock Eddies: 1st Place Video Winner

Meg Fox does her thing for GQ...

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Facebook ads starting to keep it RAL

Who does not want to go to the University of Andy? You get a hot blond in a pink shirt that shows off her knockers to greet you. You figure out how to pluck some virginity's, get rich quick, and snipe people with bow and arrows! Are there any life skills left untouched at this fine institution? Thank you Facebook for coming to your senses in terms of who and what can be advertised!


Lady Gaga = RAL or RALGA if you will

What I think my associate was trying to say was that Lady Gaga don't give the closest thing to a fuck....or at least she pretends to. I had the privlage of seeing "her" before live at the NKOTB concert last year, and yeah I went to an NKOTB concert, a less RAL man would've never admitted it....anyway while watching her live show I was convinced that a prominent dong was going to fall out of her panties at any moment while she waved her had in front of her face, so no one could read her po-pok-poker face....she is often caught on the town in underwear and goes out of her way to be sexual, oh and she recently admitted that she would like to have a 4 some with the Jonas Brothers, which I thought was a creative way to tell the world you're bisexual....
Her name originated from the queen song "Radio Gaga", which is fitting because she and Freddie Mercury both slept with people of the same gender....and sooner then later she'll get HIV
Also she's 23 years old....and used to be an exotic dancer. So either Lady Gaga is the greatest actress of all time or she truly doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks....or she is smuggling a dink and it's just acting normal for a guy

Who was that girl pole dancing in the kitchen you ask?

23 year old (I know, some of her must be like 54) Kendra Wilkinson met Hugh Hefner at his 78th birthday party in April 2004, where she was hired to be one of the "painted girls" (women who are nude except for painted-on accessories). Hefner had apparently seen her picture, shot by photographer Kim Riley, on a fax machine at the Playboy Mansion and wanted to know who she was. Shortly after they met, Hefner asked Wilkinson to be one of his girlfriends and he moved her into the Playboy Mansion along with her dogs Raskal and Martini.

The Newest in Kitchen Reno's


Big Rock Ad

You didn't like that black box post? Why not? Big Rock Brewery has once again come to my rescue as they must have heard me screaming down Glenmore that my video embed code wasn't working from the Calgary Herald and literally posted this video as I was searching for it. Anyhow, it is the 3rd place Winner of the 2009 Big Rock Eddies, and the best one of this years entries in my mind: snowboarding accident, hot nurse, cold Trad delivered intravenously- a winning trifecta in most people's books. I went to this years Eddies (dress: Classic Hollywood) in capri sweatpants, a wife-beater, and a Hawaiian shirt that would make Don Ho blush, and they were phenomenal, highly recommended to beer and commercial enthusiasts. Enjoy this entry and others...

Monday, June 1, 2009

European: RAL vs. nonRAL

RAL: being a Danish-Norwegian dance-pop group that doesn't give a rip what anyone thinks about you and sounding great while doing it.

SWEET-ASS VID

nonRAL: being a European soccer puff that can't take/throw a real headbutt.